Wednesday, February 9, 2011

All-Star Remix

In the languor of another NBA all-star weekend, what I look to most has always been All-Star Saturday night. It was entertaining and unpredictable, some of which was tarnished last year, but it has always stood out for me as the real important and memorable even of All-Star weekend. This year, much care has been taken to re-instill hype into All-Star Saturday night's festivities with a competitive field for the 3-point shootout, Chris Paul's challenge for the skills competition, and NBA golden child Blake Griffin bringing the boom back to the dunk contest. Saturday night seems set, but the All-Star game Sunday threatens to be ho-hum. Last year's event was on a grand stage in front of 107,000 and this year the game is in LA, why not do a Hollywood swap and shake up the teams. The NHL All-Star game shook things up this year with a "team captains" system where teams were chosen by the players. Fans loved it, the entertainment value of the selection process was TV gold, and the game was a huge success. If this scenario were to be employed imagine a Kobe vs LeBron team-picking scenario? Imagine Kobe had first pick and took Wade? Imagine the possibilities... with that being said, here are three other All-Star scenarios that I feel could spice up the game and breathe some life into the Sunday night festivities as well,
Nike                            vs             Adidas
PG: Chris Paul             vs   Derek Rose (Adidas)
SG: Kobe Bryant        vs   Chauncey Billups (Adidas)
SF: LeBron James       vs  Josh Smith (Adidas)
PF: Dirk Nowitzki      vs   Kevin Garnett (Adidas)
C: Amare Stoudemire   vs   Dwight Howard (Adidas)
6: Carmelo Anthony   vs   Tim Duncan (Adidas)
7: Kevin Durant         vs   Eric Gordon (Adidas)
8: Pau Gasol               vs   Raymond Felton (Adidas)

- this one maybe a little unbalanced, it was a little harder to find appropriate All-Star substitutes for the Adidas side. The Nike side on the other hand could have at least three teams full of players who are arguably NBA all-star talent. Nike definately has the monopoly and that's why it would be so fun to see an ADIDAS upset led by Dwight and D-Rose. It would be huge for sponsorship money too for the NBA and for the players, but would it be overly commercializing?


No Tattoos               vs       Tatted Up
PG: Chris Paul        vs    Deron Williams
SG: Dwyane Wade   vs    Kobe Bryant
SF: Kevin Durant     vs   LeBron James
PF: Dirk Nowitzki    vs    Kevin Garnett
C: Dwight Howard    vs  Amare Stoudemire
6: Steve Nash           vs    Derek Rose
7: Manu Ginobili      vs    Carmelo Anthony
8: Ray Allen             vs    Chris Bosh


- this matchup actually provides some interesting possibilities but provokes a subculture bias and argument. I don't want either of these teams to win. David Stern would never approve for fear that a tattoo-led team would trounce the good old boys, and the NBA would again decline into that horrible, early 00's gangsta culture all over again. I would have fun though, and the NBA needs to get some anti-culture flare back, it's getting too mainstream anyways...

High School                  vs  One and Done         vs Sophomore+
PG: Monta Ellis             vs Derek Rose           vs Chris Paul (2yrs)
SG: Kobe Bryant         vs Kevin Durant            vs Dwyane Wade (2 yrs)
SF: LeBron James         vs Carmelo Anthony     vs Blake Griffin (2 yrs)
PF: Amare Stoudemire  vs Chris Bosh               vs Al Horford (3 yrs)
C: Dwight Howard       vs Kevin Love               vs Tim Duncan (4 yrs)
6: Kevin Garnett         vs Brandon Jennings        vs Paul Pierce (3 yrs)
7: Josh Smith               vs John Wall                   vs Ray Allen (3 yrs)
8: Tyson Chandler       vs Tyreke Evans              vs Deron Williams (3 yrs)

- these lineups speak for themselves, I tried to include some guys that wouldn't normally be here too. What method best prepares players for the NBA we'll find out if Stern was right and if the NCAA is really necessary...

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